What Else Can Be Said? """"Pretentious, self-serving refuse.""""-Professor J. K. Pompous, Non-Listener's University """"Conversation killer """"-Long Island Snobfest """"Excellent distraction from oncoming air-sickness during long, frightening overseas flights.""""-R. Sirling """"This is someone who should not be permitted the 'use of words' for any purpose whatsoever...""""-The National American Libriarian Downsizing Project """"Apparently, you just can't discourage some people, no matter how much talent they lack.""""-Workshop Hackery Writer's Retreat (Class of 2008) """"Cognitive Dissonance at its finest...""""-Dr. Dick Wottzitz, Pathological Review """"The third installment in a deliberate conspiracy determined to undermine the pre-scheduled laundry days of otherwise intelligent, yet greedy consumers.""""-Gretchen Winnesota, famed household """"Queen of Baking Soda"""" """"Not Again """"-Dysfunctional Misfits Association | and now more fun with by David Q. Tague, Paperback | Indigo Chapters